May 2013
82 posts
Please don’t be in love with someone else , please don’t have somebody waiting on you
southernpartofheaven:
that terrible moment when you want to complain about someone on the internet but they follow you on every form of social media to ever exist
amoying:
penguinize:
amoying:
penguinize:
16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO
THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS
stay in school kids…
demoncolbert:
i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come...
witch-breed:
questbedhead:
titanicgirl666:
when you come up with a great post and it gets zero notes
when you come up with a crappy post and it gets tons of notes
when the cheerleaders of your new school rip off your arms
urbanfuck:
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
at-boundary-conditions:
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
radstunts:
thirteenth-zodiac-sign:
bllonde:
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
“I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go...”
– (via startswithg00dbye)
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
lameborghini:
2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner is not to be trusted
